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Racey. Red & Lacey

14 December, 2011

Racey. Red & Lacey

Racey. Red & Lacey

How can you tell a chick on the street is a hooker? Well, for one thing, she will probably be dressed in something flashy. Now, do not make the mistake of just letting this little clue be your guide because in this day and age, a lot of women dress like hookers. Here’s another clue to incorporate: She will probably be showing a little cooze or nipple, too. You know, kinda like a window display at a department store. A hooker knows how to advertise what goods she has for sale. And finally, when you approach a hooker, she is always happy to see you. Well, not you, but your monetary potential. You see, to a hooker, you are just another dollar sign, but don’t take it personally. Feel free to treat her like just another twat. Check out our hooker friend, Daphne. She is sure calling a lot of attention to herself in this red number. Upon closer inspection, you notice that you can actually see her huge mounds through the lacy material of her dress. And when you lower the window, she comes up and is all smiles. That is how you know she is a hooker. Now when she fucks and sucks this guy dry and still has that shit-eating grin on her face…that’s how you know she is a good hooker. And you can feel free to pat her on the back and kick her right out, like a good John.

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Ass on the Ave

13 October, 2010

Ass on the Ave

Ass on the Ave

We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy’s drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That’s exactly what this guy does. He pulls up to choco-licious Stacy Adams, working her wares on the ave, and he says, “I’d like some mocha poon to go, please. And a side of titties, too, super-sized. Thanks.” And she jumps into his car and then on his cock in the motel a few minutes later. And when he is done with his quickie, he tells her to book and that’s because just like fast-food containers, hookers like Stacy are disposable. Doesn’t that sound quick and easy? You betcha. All hookers should be quick and easy.

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Lust In The Limo

6 October, 2010

Lust In The Limo

Lust In The Limo

Here is something almost unbelievable: Rich guys with millions of dollars need to hire hookers to get some action. (Yeah, cause the fact that they are rich just doesn’t cut it with your average gold-digging slut. They have to pay for sex.) But, we are not going to argue with that since most chicks believe this to be true thanks to the magic of the movie “Pretty Woman”. So in an effort to keep up that Cinderella-esque ideal that if a girl is pretty and charming enough, it overshadows the fact that she blows many, many cocks for money and a rich guy will save her from the streets. Let’s pretend that Kianna Dior is a hooker with a heart of gold who merits some rescuing. Kianna comes across a rich guy who has a limo that he is willing to let her rest her tired tootsies in. (It’s rough pounding the pavement and getting your pussy pounded, too.) So, being the overly grateful streetwalker that she is, Kianna decides to show him her gratitude with the only thing she has to offer a rich guy…her hooker pussy. Does he decide to whisk her away from all things hooker-like because of her prime, horny, pink clam and righteous cock-sucking skills? Hell, no! This isn’t the movies. What he does do is promise her that he will be back next week for another romp in the limo with her. Hey, he didn’t take her off the streets, but at least he is giving her a steady income, or rather cumming in her a lot.

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Bonin’ at the Bach Bash

29 September, 2010

Bonin’ at the Bach Bash

Bonin' at the Bach Bash

If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.

See More of Holly Halston at BIGTITHOOKER.COM!

Red Light Rack

22 September, 2010

Red Light Rack

Red Light Rack

When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren’t more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT “put on the red light”? We just don’t get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we’d tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra’s ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.

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From The Corner To Your Cock

From The Corner To Your Cock

Even though this tatted teen got into the hooker game early, she’s already got the attitude, big tits and deep-throating skills to give more experienced prostitutes a run for their money. Lavish’s pussy and sex skills are top-notch, and she charges accordingly. “I got into the game ’cause I love money and I love dick, in that order. My name is Lavish because I like the finer things in life. Pay me well and you’ll get the best fuck money can buy,” revealed Lavish.

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Busty Business, Man

8 September, 2010

Busty Business, Man

Busty Business, Man

Sara Jay is the hardest-working hooker in ho business. She pounds the pavement looking for a man with the bucks to pound her cunt. And lo and behold! She bumps into this perverted businessman who is looking for a little bit of busty business, man. She approaches him and he starts trying to strike a bargain with Sara right away. Sara lets him know that he can’t nickel and dime good pussy and hops into his car for their rendezvous in an abandoned garage. Not only does she lay that pussy and those tits on him, but she also talks to him about add-ons that will cost him only a little bit more but are guaranteed to give him pleasure. That’s right, Sara Jay is a hooker with upgrades. For just a little more dough she gives an extra blow. For just a little more cash you can work that ass. These are a pair of perkies that come with perks.

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Nice & Easy Nympho

1 September, 2010

Nice & Easy Nympho

Nice & Easy Nympho

So you’re driving along and you spot Rachel Love on the street and you see her tits. It becomes obvious to you that this chick has a whole lotta love to give, even if it means that you have to pay for it. And face it buddy, sometimes you do have to pay for it because nothing in this world cums free. But not to worry because Rachel yields a good return investment. When you pump money into the Rachel Love investment it means you can also pump your cock in her. Go figure. Rachel is nice AND easy. Watch as Rachel gets slammed for those dollars. And like any good hooker, she looks like she really enjoys her job.

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Busty Bitch Brothel

25 August, 2010

Busty Bitch Brothel

Busty Bitch Brothel

Welcome to Madame G’s House of Boobs, a happy, little brothel where the chicks are busty and fuck heartily. When you come to the House of Boobs, you get the best boobs in the land, man. Madame G’s a pimp with an eye for tit talent and she runs a tight ship. When one of her girls tries to get into the boob lineup by stuffing her bra, Madame G shuts her down by ripping her falsies out and sends her packing. So, when our John (who is apparently a baller of epic proportions and can spend lots o’ bucks on busty fucks) comes to the House of Boobs with five grand to blow on a good roll in the hay, the only girl who will suffice is the cream of the crop, Alexis Silver. Alexis does her thing, giving him quite the masturbation show, giving him a glimpse at the goods he has just leased. Then she gives him a good blowing and tit-fucking right before she mounts him for the ride of his life. In the end, it’s a great moment in purchasing history.
Cab ride to Madame G’s: $18
Purchasing of a busty hooker: $5000
Blowing your load all over a pair of perfect, huge tits: Priceless.

See More of Alexis Silver at BIGTITHOOKER.COM!

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Tits You’ll Leave Your Girl For

Tits You'll Leave Your Girl For

Okay, we’re going to give you some harsh reality followed by some cruel truth. You ready? Here’s the harsh reality: If you currently have a significant other, chances are that the sex is not as raunchy and nasty and all-around fucktastic as it was when said person was not your significant other. Here’s the cruel truth: You’re never going to have any kind of raunchy, nasty, fucktastic sex with your significant other like you would if you were with some new, skanky, all-around slutty bitch you just met. Its just science, man. New pussy is, well, new and exciting. Skanky, new pussy is even better. There’s something about nailing a strange chick that can’t be beat. Maybe it’s the anticipation that she might be a complete, full-on fuck freak who is going to suck all the cum out of your balls. Or maybe it’s the idea that she will do the things your chick won’t. Whatever the reason, you all know that if you could fuck a hooker like Summer Sinn and not get caught by your girlfriend or wife, you would. This guy did. He kicked his Mrs. Right to the curb for a chance to fuck Ms. Priced Just Right. And who can blame him? Hopefully he didn’t abandon his wifey permanently. Let’s just hope for his sake that this was his one Get Into Pussy Free card and that his chick will take him back because chicks like Summer are like slot machines for your cock and loot…pump cream and your cash into her, but you’ll get no love here, buddy.

See More of Summer Sinn at BIGTITHOOKER.COM!

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