When Kali tries on tight tops it’s kind of difficult for her to stuff her huge hoots into them. She tries, though. But in the end, she can’t contain them and they bust right out of their constrictive prison. She uses the fact that she is topless to her advantage and decides to give her man a sloppy tit fucking. But all that titty fucking doesn’t satisfy her fuck lust, so she hops on his cock and rides it, hard. Trying on tight tops is forgotten once this guy tries Kali’s tight pussy on his dick. The lesson learned here is that less is more, meaning, the less clothes that Kali has on, the more dick she can get. We think that for all big-titted chicks, that is pretty much a rule to live by.
Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let’s face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can’t promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!
Sometimes you have to spice things up a bit in the bedroom to keep the ladies happy. Sometimes they want you to romance ‘em, sometimes they want you to come over with fancy massage oils and play masseur, and sometimes they want you to role play. We know, we know. All of these things seem tedious and do nothing for you. That’s why we are all for the proactive type of woman who likes to keep things fresh by dressing up for YOU. The type of chick who channels her inner freak and shows up dressed in an outfit made up entirely of leather straps. A lady like Savannah Jane. This busty ball breaker comes to the party dressed up and ready to beat your meat…literally. Watch her play with clamps and suction cups on her amazing nipples and then use her straps on this dick, too. We suggest that if you don’t like to do any extra work in the bedroom, you find yourself a fun-bagged freak like Savannah. She will do all the work and you get to splatter her with all of the benefits of that hard work.
Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It’s like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It’s the humanitarian thing to do.
There is probably one thing that you and the opposite sex have in common, and that one thing is Desperate Housewives. The only thing is that chicks like to watch a show about these lonely, horny bitches and we like to fuck the shit out of them when their husbands are at work. Trust us when we say, these lonely and lusting broads get so worked up that they will jump anything with a hard-on, if they get the chance. And no one knows this more than the blue-collar service guy. That’s right: The Maytag guy is tagging more asses than you and us combined, man. When a desperate housewife opens her door for a service call, chances are that she will soon be opening her legs for a little servicing, too. Watch as Amber, a lonely lady all cooped up in a glitzy high rise, goes gaga for the window washer and decides to lure him in by putting her jugs on the glass. You’ll want to grab a squeegee and start a new profession when you see her work his cock to a streak-free shine.
No matter how unfair it seems, sometimes hookers get busted and hauled off to jail. We know, it just doesn’t make sense, considering the public service they provide. But it happens, regardless. But if a hooker is street smart and stacked, she can be in and out of jail in no time. Just check out Sarah Sunshine. She knows that the only ace in the hole that she has is her ability to drain a cock in no time flat, so she used that to her advantage, offering the officer on duty her hooker booty. And who could say no to a thorough cock-sucking and tight pussy? Some people have a get-out-of-jail-free card, and some people, like Sarah, have a get-out-of-jail-free cunt.
Okay, so you know this scenario: You take a hottie home and you fuck the shit out of her. She seems to be a nice girl, so you let her spend the night. And then the next morning she turns out to be either hideous, a blanket hogger or worse…annoying and demanding. You know what kind of girl we are referring to. The kind who wants a glass of water or wants you to get her something to eat. But we are here to tell you that there is another kind of chick out there. The Giver. The Giver will wake up and blow you. She will offer you a massage and ask you if you need a glass of water. Trust us. The Giver exists. Just check out cutie Daylene Rio. She is a giver and a half. You see, Daylene will bring you breakfast in bed. (Yes, it happens.) And she will feed you all sorts of delicious goodies. And once you have had your fill of food, and you’ve regained the energy it takes to pound a stacked honey like this, Daylene is more than happy to spread her legs and mouth wide so you can feed her…some cock. And what’s wrong with that? To all of you who have had the bad morning-after with some troll bitch, we say this: Keep the faith, brother. The Giver is out there and when you land her, keep her around. It’s not too often you’re gonna get breakfast in bed AND head.
Trust us when we say that we know what it’s like to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy’s gotta go blow off some steam, you know, take it easy and just relax. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first is a little miracle we like to call BEER. Except if you spend too much time with beer, you wind up with a headache and a gut. The second is a great invention called SPORTS. Except you can lose time, effort and even some cash on sports and it usually goes hand in hand with beer. The last is the best way of all; PUSSY. Pussy is a great way to blow off steam and even your wad. The thing is, pussy isn’t always available, attainable or even around. Not to worry. That’s why hookers were invented. Hookers are like the Chinese food of pussy; quick, reliable, always available via delivery, not so hard on the budget and after you have a lot of it, you can always have just a little more. Don’t believe it? Check out Soleil Hughes‘ and her hookertastic performance in this video. She shows up, fucks, get paid and goes. It’s perfect. So next time you are a little bit stressed and need some relief, just put your dick in a hooker, they always hit the spot!
This one’s for our troops. The guys (and the gals who like gals) overseas, sacrificing for the good of us all. June Summers wants to show her appreciation for all that you do, so this big-boobed cutie is going to get your little soldier at attention and then she is going to suck it until you give her some of your most-honorable discharge. Then she is going to salute your meat with her huge rack and give you a hero’s welcome into her tight snatch. She may not be able to suck and fuck her way through all of the troops, but dammit, she is going to try her hardest anyway.
